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Soylent bars recalled amid gastrointestinal mayhem

Soylent bars recalled amid gastrointestinal mayhem / Boing Boing Soylent, makers of ironic yet humorless meal-replacement slime and snack bars, are asking its consumption nodes to “discard any remaining bars in their possession” after a number of them reported “gastrointestinal issues” after eating Soylent Bars. We take these complaints extremely seriously as we have no greater priority than the quality and safety of our …