tabloids Archive

Tabloids report on breaking news, decades after others reported it

The latest news – from decades past – seems to be the theme of this week’s tabloids. “Trump’s Tax Returns Revealed” screams the ‘National Enquirer’ cover, promising that “Hillary’s ugly smear campaign falls apart!” But The ‘Enquirer’ has only obtained the Republican presidential candidate’s tax returns for 1975 to 1977, almost three decades out of date. To learn that he paid an average of …

How low will America’s tabloids stoop to derail Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign?

Just look at this week’s ’National Enquirer’ cover, breathlessly billed as “The story that will doom Hillary.” Under the heading “World Exclusive,” the headline screams: “Bill Groped Me On Campaign Jet – and Hillary Did Nothing!” Campaign flight attendant Cristy Zercher is horrified that Bill Clinton allegedly hugged her from behind and placed a hand on her breast. On another occasion she claims …

Rogue planet hurtling toward a collision with Earth and other tabloid stunners

It’s hard to be disturbed by this week’s tabloid revelations that Hillary Clinton is dying, Robert Wagner has been arrested for murdering Natalie Wood, and Tom Hanks’ marriage is imploding in a $355 million divorce battle, when the ‘National Examiner’ reveals that a “phantom planet” is heading our way and will “destroy Earth.” You’d think that might be big news, but the end of …

Ferocious bipedal dog-like beast prowling American forests! says tabloid

You know the National Enquirer doesn’t believe its own story that it has found child beauty pageant murder victim JonBenet Ramsey’s killer when it relegates the story to a sliver at the bottom of its cover, and concludes that based on the alleged murderer’s purported diary “authorities need to take a closer look at him as a potential suspect.” People magazine doesn’t hesitate to …