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Hillary Clinton accepts Democratic party nomination for president

The first woman to be nominated, and to accept, a major party’s nomination as president of the United States of America. I came to America 15 years ago, and it took me 15 years to get citizenship: Trump is a chump—and I am with her. As your resident pet English muppet, I exhort you to vote for Hillary Clinton. That said, I’m slightly …